Movies tagged as "critically bashed"

Almost Heroes [1998, USA ] starting from $1.99

Almost History... Almost Legends... Mostly Ridiculous.

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Western Actors: Chris Farley, Matthew Perry, Bokeem Woodbine, Barry Del Sherman, Robert Tittor, Franklin Cover, David Packer, Eugene Levy, Lisa Barbuscia, Christian Clemenson, Steven M. Porter, Patrick Cranshaw, Hamilton Camp, Jonathan Joss, George Aguilar, Directors: Christopher Guest Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   Explorers Bartholemew Hunt and Leslie Edwards are setting forth against nature across the country on a journey to the Pacific Ocean against rivals Lewis and Clark. Along the way they have many mishaps and misfortunes.

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever [2002, Germany, USA ] starting from $1.99

Your most dangerous enemies are the friends you've double-crossed.

Genres: Action, Thriller Actors: Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu, Gregg Henry, Ray Park, Talisa Soto, Miguel Sandoval, Terry Chen, Roger R. Cross, Sandrine Holt, Steve Bacic, Aidan Drummond, Eric Breker, Tony Alcantar, David Parker, Josephine Jacob Directors: Wych Kaosayananda, Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   Jonathan Ecks (Antonio Banderas), an FBI agent, realizes that he must join with his lifelong enemy, Agent Sever (Lucy Liu), a rogue DIA agent with whom he is in mortal combat, in order to defeat a common enemy. That enemy has developed a "micro-device" that can be injected into victims in order to kill them at will.

Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 [2000, USA ] starting from $1.99

Prepare For Battle

Genres: Action, Sci-Fi Actors: John Travolta, Barry Pepper, Forest Whitaker, Kim Coates, Sabine Karsenti, Michael Byrne, Christian Tessier, Sylvain Landry, Richard Tyson, Christopher Freeman, John Topor, Shaun Austin-Olsen, Tim Post, Earl Pastko, Michel Perron Directors: Roger Christian, Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   In the year 3000, man is no match for the Psychlo's, a greedy, manipulative race of aliens on a quest for ultimate profit. Led by the seductive and powerful Terl (Travolta), the Psychlo's are stripping Earth clean of its natural resources, using the broken remnants of humanity as slaves. What is left of the human race has descended into a near primitive state, believing the invaders to be demons and technology to be evil. After humanity has all but given up any hope of freeing themselves from alien oppression, a young man named Tyler (Pepper) decides to leave his desolate home high in the Rocky Mountains to discover the truth, whereupon he is captured and enslaved. It is then that he decides to fight back, leading his fellow man in one final struggle for freedom.

BloodRayne [2005, USA, Germany ] starting from $1.99

Revenge never tasted so sweet.

Genres: Action, Fantasy, Horror Actors: Kristanna Loken, Michael Madsen, Matthew Davis, Will Sanderson, Geraldine Chaplin, Udo Kier, Meat Loaf, Michael Paré, Billy Zane, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, Darren Shahlavi, Esteban Cueto, Madalina Constantin, Daniela Nane, Directors: Uwe Boll Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   In eighteenth century Romania, Rayne, a dhampir (half-human, half-vampire), prone to fits of blind blood rage but saddled with a compunction for humans, strives to avenge her mother's rape by her father, Kagan, King of Vampires. Two vampire hunters, Sebastian and Vladimir, from the Brimstone Society persuade her to join their cause.

Cat in the Hat, The [2003, USA ] starting from $1.99

Don't mess with the hat.

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy Actors: Mike Myers, Alec Baldwin, Kelly Preston, Dakota Fanning, Spencer Breslin, Amy Hill, Sean Hayes, Danielle Chuchran, Taylor Rice, Brittany Oaks, Talia-Lynn Prairie, Dan Castellaneta, Victor Brandt, Daran Norris, Bugsy Directors: Bo Welch, Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   Conrad and Sally Walden ('Spencer Breslin' (qv) and 'Dakota Fanning' (qv)) are home alone with their pet fish. It is raining outside, and there is nothing to do. Until The Cat in the Hat ('Mike Myers' (qv)) walks in the front door. He introduces them to their imagination, and at first it's all fun and games, until things get out of hand, and The Cat must go, go, go, before their parents get back.

Catwoman [2004, USA, Australia ] starting from $1.99

Genres: Action, Crime, Fantasy Actors: Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt, Sharon Stone, Lambert Wilson, Frances Conroy, Alex Borstein, Michael Massee, Byron Mann, Kim Smith, Christopher Heyerdahl, Peter Wingfield, Berend McKenzie, Chase Nelson-Murray, Manny Petruzzelli, Harley Reiner, Directors: Pitof Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   Catwoman is the story of shy, sensitive artist Patience Philips (Halle Berry), a woman who can't seem to stop apologizing for her own existence. She works as a graphic designer for Hedare Beauty, a mammoth cosmetics company on the verge of releasing a revolutionary anti-aging product. When Patience inadvertently happens upon a dark secret her employer is hiding, she finds herself in the middle of a corporate conspiracy. What happens next changes Patience forever. In a mystical twist of fate, she is transformed into a woman with the strength, speed, agility and ultra-keen senses of a cat. With her newfound prowess and feline intuition, Patience becomes Catwoman, a sleek and stealthy creature balancing on the thin line between good and bad. Like any wildcat, she's dangerous, elusive and untamed. Her adventures are complicated by a burgeoning relationship with Tom Lone (Benjamin Bratt), a cop who has fallen for Patience but cannot shake his fascination with the mysterious Catwoman, who appears to be responsible for a string of crime sprees plaguing the city.

Crossover [2006, USA ] starting from $1.99

Play by your own rules.

Genres: Action, Drama, Sport Actors: Anthony Mackie, Wesley Jonathan, Eva Pigford, Wayne Brady, Little JJ, Philip Champion, Alecia Jai Fears, Kristen Wilson, William L. Johnson, Ele Bardha, Gavin J. Behrman, Matthew Cieslinski, Marvin Collins, James Cowans, Allan Cunningham, Directors: Preston A. Whitmore II Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   A naturally talented basketball player, Noah Cruise is determined to become a doctor using his basketball scholarship to UCLA pre-med, rather than succumb to the lure of former sports agent Vaughn and go for the NBA. His best friend, the buddy that took the fall for him and did the time for an assault charge, Tech, also an outstanding basketball player, has less lofty ambitions: he wants to get his GED and win an underground street ball game against his arrogant rival, Jewelz. Their lives change drastically when they both fall in love with two local girls, Vanessa Lilly and Eboni Jackson, and take fateful trip out to L.A. together.

Fred Claus [2007, USA ] starting from $1.99

Santa's brother is coming to town.

Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy Actors: Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti, John Michael Higgins, Miranda Richardson, Rachel Weisz, Kathy Bates, Trevor Peacock, Ludacris, Elizabeth Banks, Christian Hansen, Jeremy Swift, Elizabeth Berrington, Kevin Spacey, Rio Hackford, Liam James, Directors: David Dobkin Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   Fred Claus, Santa's bitter older brother, is forced to move to the North Pole.

Freddy Got Fingered [2001, USA ] starting from $1.99

This time you can't change the channel.

Genres: Comedy Actors: Tom Green, Rip Torn, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Harland Williams, Anthony Michael Hall, Jackson Davies, Connor Widdows, John R. Taylor, Bob Osborne, George Gordon, Ron Selmour, David Neale, Scott Heindl, R. Nelson Brown, Allan Gray Directors: Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   Tom Green plays Gord Brody, a slacker who dreams of becoming an animator for cartoon shows. He is forced to move back in with his parents, but then refuses to leave. Along the way, he sexually pleasures various farm animals, licks open flesh wounds, accuses his father of molesting his brother, goes scuba diving in a toilet, plays an organ with several sausages attached to it which are suspended in midair, and does a bunch of other stuff that is too insane, offensive, disgusting, or weird to be mentioned here.

Gigli [2003, USA ] starting from $1.99

The movie everyone is talking about. The couple everyone wants to be (Australian DVD cover)

Genres: Comedy, Crime, Romance Actors: Ben Affleck, Terry Camilleri, David Backus, Lenny Venito, Robert Silver, Luis Alberto Martínez, Justin Bartha, Jennifer Lopez, Christopher Walken, Todd Giebenhain, Brian Sites, Brian Casey, Les Bradford, David Bonfadini, Dwight P. Ketchum Directors: Martin Brest, Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   Gigli, a lowly and inept hitman, is assigned a job by the mob to kidnap a mentally retarded brother of a California district attorney. Gigli abducts the brother from his mental hospital and holds him hostage in his apartment. Ricki, a "lesbian assassin", is sent to oversee Gigli's job and make sure he doesn't screw it up. Comedic high jinks ensue as the two go on the lam and start to fall in love.

House of the Dead [2003, Germany, Canada, USA ] starting from $1.99

The dead walk...You run

Genres: Action, Horror, Mystery, Thriller Actors: Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard, Ona Grauer, Ellie Cornell, Will Sanderson, Enuka Okuma, Kira Clavell, Sonya Salomaa, Michael Eklund, David Palffy, Jürgen Prochnow, Steve Byers, Erica Durance, Birgit Stein Directors: Uwe Boll, Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   This film is a prequel to all of the The House of the Dead video games. Set on an island off the coast, a techno rave party attracts a diverse group of college coeds and a Coast Guard officer. Soon, they discover that their X-laced escapades are to be interrupted by zombies and monsters that attack them on the ground, from the air, and in the sea, ruled by an evil entity in the House of the Dead...

I Know Who Killed Me [2007, USA ] starting from $1.99

If you think you know the secret...Think twice.

Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller Actors: Lindsay Lohan, Julia Ormond, Neal McDonough, Brian Geraghty, Garcelle Beauvais, Spencer Garrett, Gregory Itzin, Bonnie Aarons, Kenya Moore, Thomas Tofel, Rodney Rowland, David Figlioli, Amy Fuehrer, Michael Adler, Art Bell, Directors: Chris Sivertson Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   Aubrey Fleming is a regular high school student with friends and family. One night, she unexpectedly disappears. Two weeks later she is found unconscious in the middle of the woods. When spoken to, her loved ones realize she has forgotten her identity and the personality living in her body is Dakota Moss, a character that Aubrey created in one of her stories for an English assignment. Dakota denies ever being Aubrey knowing that they look identical. Now, Dakota must try to unravel the mystery of how her and Aubrey co-exist and find out who abducted Aubrey that night.

Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The [2004, USA ] starting from $1.99

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Drama Actors: Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, Cate Blanchett, Anjelica Huston, Willem Dafoe, Jeff Goldblum, Michael Gambon, Noah Taylor, Bud Cort, Seu Jorge, Robyn Cohen, Waris Ahluwalia, Niels Koizumi, Pawel Wdowczak, Matthew Gray Gubler Directors: Wes Anderson, Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   Steve Zissou, sea-film auteur a la Jacques Cousteau, has reason to be melancholy: his partner has been eaten, perhaps by a mythic jaguar shark, his wife may be taking up with her ex-husband, a young man appears claiming Steve is his father (Steve hates fathers), his most recent films have tanked, he's having trouble raising money for his venture to revenge his partner, and he's attracted to a pregnant reporter who prefers the pretender. At sea, in pursuit of the shark, will he escape pirates and mutiny, forge the bonds of fatherhood, place his arm around his wife, find the monster of the deep, re-establish box office hegemony, and discover a reason to smile?

Man Apart, A [2003, USA, Germany ] starting from $1.99

When they took his love... they took his life. On April 4th. he's taking it back.

Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller Actors: Vin Diesel, Larenz Tate, Timothy Olyphant, Geno Silva, Jacqueline Obradors, Steve Eastin, Juan Fernández, Jeff Kober, Marco Rodríguez, Mike Moroff, Emilio Rivera, George Sharperson, Malieek Straughter, Alice Amter, Jim Boeke, Directors: F. Gary Gray Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   Sean Vetter and Demetrius Hicks are members of the DEA who are fighting an ongoing drug war on the California/Mexico border, they are most successful at it because of their edge of growing up on the street and being thugs converted to cops. The DEA busts one of the major players by the name of "Memo" Lucero and imprison him in the United States but then a major player named Diablo then takes over the business and now he is now the major player targeted by Vetter and his team. But when Vetter's wife is killed in a botched hit organized by Diablo, he seeks revenge against those responsible and in the process has to seek help from the imprisoned Lucero in order to catch Diablo. But in the process, Vetter and Hicks have to fight their way up the chain to get to Diablo but it's easier said than done when all Vetter can focus on is revenge...

Master of Disguise, The [2002, USA ] starting from $1.99

He can get into any disguise... getting out is another story.

Genres: Comedy, Family Actors: Dana Carvey, Jennifer Esposito, Harold Gould, James Brolin, Brent Spiner, Edie McClurg, Directors: Perry Andelin Blake Download: DVD   DivX   PDA   A sweet-natured Italian waiter named Pistachio Disguisey at his father Fabbrizio's restaurant, who happens to be a member of a family with supernatural skills of disguise. But moments later the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped Fabbrizio's former arch-enemy, Devlin Bowman, a criminal mastermind in an attempt to steal the world's most precious treasures from around the world. And it's up to Pistachio to track down Bowman and save his family before Bowman kills them!